А вот куда девать офф-топики?
У меня есть игрушка на компе (к слову, единственная), там за выигрыш полагается приз - афоризм. Иногда дурацкий, иногда философский донельзя. Вот, просто захотелось всем поднять настроение. Сорри, все на английском языке, переводить не стала, там часто игра слов идет, нужно в оригинале читать. И сорри за возможные ошибки и опечатки.
If you’re not the lead dog the view never changes.
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
It is not pretty to being easy.
It is not the bullet that killed you, it is the hole.
Nothing is ever so bad that cannot get worse.
Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
There is an exception to every rule except this one.
Without Time, everything would happen at once.
You can’t have everything, where you would put it?
Be kind to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing house.
Notice: The beating will continue until morale improves.
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skills.
Black holes suck.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Every day a day goes by.
Every new project requires a tool that you don’t have.
Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.
Find a flat surface and somebody will find something to put on it.
Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Gross Ignorance is 144 time worse than Standard Ignorance.
Gun control means hitting your target.
Half the lies they tell you aren’t true.
Have an adequate day.
Good health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
When everything seems to be coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
You’re an unbelievable person. Leave your body to the scientific fiction.
Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep.
Logic is an organized way to going wrong with confidence.
Love is chemistry, sex is physics.
Love is grand; divorce, twenty grand.
Make three consecutive correct guesses and you will be considered an expert.
Marketing is simply sales with a college education.
Matter can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can be lost.
May the wind behind you always be your own?