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ОФФ. Прикольные афоризмы.

Сообщение Taya » 09 авг 2005, 11:24

А вот куда девать офф-топики?
У меня есть игрушка на компе (к слову, единственная), там за выигрыш полагается приз - афоризм. Иногда дурацкий, иногда философский донельзя. Вот, просто захотелось всем поднять настроение. Сорри, все на английском языке, переводить не стала, там часто игра слов идет, нужно в оригинале читать. И сорри за возможные ошибки и опечатки.
 If you’re not the lead dog the view never changes.
 It is bad luck to be superstitious.
 It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
 It is not pretty to being easy.
 It is not the bullet that killed you, it is the hole.
 Nothing is ever so bad that cannot get worse.
 Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
 The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
 There is an exception to every rule except this one.
 Without Time, everything would happen at once.
 You can’t have everything, where you would put it?
 Be kind to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing house.
 Notice: The beating will continue until morale improves.
 Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skills.
 Black holes suck.
 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
 Every day a day goes by.
 Every new project requires a tool that you don’t have.
 Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.
 Find a flat surface and somebody will find something to put on it.
 Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes.
 Gross Ignorance is 144 time worse than Standard Ignorance.
 Gun control means hitting your target.
 Half the lies they tell you aren’t true.
 Have an adequate day.
 Good health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 When everything seems to be coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.
 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
 You’re an unbelievable person. Leave your body to the scientific fiction.
 Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep.
 Logic is an organized way to going wrong with confidence.
 Love is chemistry, sex is physics.
 Love is grand; divorce, twenty grand.
 Make three consecutive correct guesses and you will be considered an expert.
 Marketing is simply sales with a college education.
 Matter can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can be lost.
 May the wind behind you always be your own?
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Re: ОФФ. Прикольные афоризмы.

Сообщение Alice In Wonderland » 16 май 2012, 16:35

Ничего, конечно, не поняла. а что за игра такая?
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